My Gelding Diary......

Last night my humans decided to keep me in my stall with nothing but some dried dead grass to eat. I had to eat it anyways because I did not want to starve myself. They choose to come in the morning and turn me out in my field with my buddies after the fact that I had been in! They threw some more dried grass to eat and again I had to eat it. I did not want to die of starvation!! I was relatively hot underneath and to my relief they came up and FINALLY decided to take it off. I am still somewhat amazed at the fact though that when I am turned out I would think that this stupid herd leader is still trying to come up to the fence and harrass me but alas I have no choice but to continue to go up to him and tell him who is boss. These are my mares and I WILL PROTECT THEM NO MATTER WHAT! I mean I have to right I am their herd leader and ain't nobody gonna mess with them besides me. I simply run up to the gate and try to stand at a taller position to show him exactly who is boss. I stand with my head held high my big manly chest puffed up really high and also when I choose to leave and am simply disgusted at the sight of him I turn around and poop near or on his face. Well I at least like to think of it as "ON" his face. I must simply turn around and sniff it just because of how manly and awesome I am at the moment right now. So much cooler than him! NEIGH NEIGH! Hear me neigh you little girl. His neigh is simply annoying and it disgusts me so much. I hate looking at the sight of him. But I am glad that my humans have put a dividing spot between us because that way I can simply protect my mares and keep them all together away from the best man boy. I am also simply astonished that when I trash my stall every night because of utter disgust at the face that I have to be shut in that when I walk it, it is in perfect condition and is simply clean with fresh pine shavings right in the middle. Oh well more for me to trash, RIGHT? :) :) I will continue to write to all of my readers out there, that is if my humans will allow me some time to write on my special horsie computer! :) :) I hear them coming quick gotta run! NEIGH: THIS IS BEN AND YES I AM VERY BIG; DON'T MESS WITH ME!